Not Me Monday

So I too have been following this blog forever and now I am inspired to join in on the "not me" Monday blog carnival.
I did NOT wake up late on the first day of fall semester AND the first day of Emma Kate's new school. I certainly did NOT send her to her new school having barely eaten a crumb for breakfast. Nope, not me.
I did not almost hit a freshman who has not yet learned where the proper pedestrian crossings are on campus. I did not laugh when I watched them scurry across the street when I failed to stop. Nope, not me.

I did not lay my child on a middle school bathroom floor at a basketball game this weekend to change her diaper (I think that it is still a good thing that there are no diaper changing stations in middle school bathrooms. I think.). I did not laugh uncontrollably when changing said diaper, my two year old said, "WHAT did I EAAAATTTTTT?" Yeah it was that bad.
I did not forget my umbrella on the same day that the first Tropical Depression of the season pours down on Auburn and I did not go "borrow" one from the lost and found box in our office. Nope, not me.


This picture really has nothing to do with this post, rather, just wanted to show you what a 2yo self-portrait looks like. My, what big nostrils you have at this angle.